Monday, May 11, 2009

For the weeks Ahead



Members are informed that the First Annual Team Big Deal Arm Wrestling Competition (FATBDAWC) will take place in November some time (in conjunction with a Team Meeting of course). Early notice is given so we have something to look forward to after summer is over.

There is to be no secret training for this event whatsoever, apparatus used to measure both pinch and grip strength will be present at FATBDAWC and anyone who falls outside the yet to be established parameters will be DQ'ed.

This event is open to:
Team Members and associates.
Anyone who can can get Stallone to make an appearance.

It is not open to anyone who:
Goes by the nicknames 'Bigness' or 'Tiny'
Thinks a drink station is indoors and serves fluid in a glass.

2 comments:

KBD said...

News Flash, 'Over The Top' has just been maned one of the 10 worst sports movies of all time.
Sly actually features in 3 other movies in the top 10 as well, nothing like a bit of consistency!

Mr. Waterman said...

This is possibly the greatest arm wrestling movie ever. I can't believe that KBD would dismiss it will such vigor. As an associate however I fully support KBD's discrepancy.