Saturday, September 25, 2010

Team take over!!!


As a senior (or the senior) member of the team I was recently informed there has been a hostile take over. Attempts at negotiations were met with screams and foot stomping at which point I handed over full control of the team. The new leaders were quick to take up the logo and wear it with pride.


Applications are being taken for team names with the understanding that the new leader will veto any poor suggestions. These two DO NOT negotiate!!!


Friday, September 24, 2010

David Copperfield

once dated Claudia Schiffer, holds 11 world records, his shows have grossed over 1 billion dollars and is the 80th most powerful celebrity in the world.

Despite these formidable credentials The Team is still currently considering his membership application, as the role of Team Magician is currently held by PBD. So to give David and the rest of you an idea of what you're up against here is a sampling of his latest work.

In recent months PBD has managed to turn this:



Into This:



Then this..


Note the addition of gangsters for effect

So David, or anyone else who thinks they have the 'slight of hand' feel free to bring your game (and entourage) to Penticton and show us what you've got.
We'll be at the Parrot tonight considering your applications.

Blog out.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

It's been two weeks....

and then some. Here is the final tally from IMC, read it if you care, if you dont, read it anyway.

Kieran "Doeboy" Doe


Power to weight ratio miscalculation cost him dearly.


Tom Evans: AKA Dr. Big Deal

Family Emergency at 1pm, was drinking before most made it into T2


Stephan Vukovic:


“Speak-a-no-English” Kept it tight all day…


Viktor “The Barbarian” Zyemtsev

Silenced the critics, used his 10k speed to dispatch…..


Christian “The Bomb” Brader

Almost….His race strategy sounds pretty good, especially when you use a Bavarian accent; “Once I saw I was 6min down out of the swim, I just put my bike in the hardest gear possible and rode as hard as I could”


Jamie “The STAG” Whyte:


Solid rookie performance, found out what the 226 is all about


Scott "The Colt" Curry


Tagged a Kona Spot, will clear NZ customs.


Kyle “The Man” Marcotte:


Laid it on the line and came away with some hardware. Top Canadian Finisher. Kept the tradition and was out for beers Monday night


Olly Piggin: AKA Kiwi Big Deal


Won The “Bearded Man” competition, will be back to defend next year.


“MAD” Matt Lieto


Fronted up and refused The Ambulance ride. Will be back and healthy in 2011


Johnny “Pineapple” Carron

A productive day, iphone full (again) of womens phone numbers


Steve “Killer“ Kilshaw


Laughed at the Odds, and has now shortened them to 50-1, see you next year.


Dallas “The Rossland Express” Cain


First “new-Dad” To finish. Was drinking beer at final pre race session.


Scott “the Scot” Neyedli

Left Bagpipes at Swim Start, didn’t hamper performance


Wolfgang “The Beast from the East” Guembel

Not Far off the Money, emptied the tank two weeks later at Muskoka 70.3


Trevor “Heathers husband” Wurtele

Now Trevor “The Hurt” Wurtele, Strong all day.


Paul “I got myself to the Olympics” Tichlelaar

Couldn’t get himself to Penticton


Petr “Will Draft” Vabrousek

Read the blog, and kept it clean, the racing that is


Michael "Mac Daddy" Gordon


Classy all day including pre race formalities, 1st US Male Home.


Anthony “top 10” Toth

Yes, In the Top Ten again. Went to the gym post-race and did a 75min circuit. Solid.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Action, Reaction, Subtraction

Check out the vid below, were you on race day....

1) The guy in the Helicpoter
2) The guy flying the Helicopter
3) The Guy getting chased by the Helicopter
4) The guy Driving the Jeep
5) The chick that everyone was after
6) In the crowd watching the action