Saturday, March 12, 2011

The Low Down

As the months pass & the Team grows, the BBD's are aware of the need to cater for all those who wish the be involved in 'our' journey for the remainder of the year.
So, three trains have been made available for Team use this coming season. This reflects the newer, more modern policy of inclusion, rather than the previous leaderships efforts of exclusion, which sources tell me were the main factor in the still raw, hostile takeover of late 2010.
As the hibernating months come to a close Team Leaders have issued a new directive, effective immediately. Get on-board your train for 2011.

Ensure you are fully aware of the speeds at which these travel, services offered & that you have purchased a (non-refundable) ticket before climbing aboard.


Option 1: Bullet Train
Travels: Fast
Seats: Not Many
Stops: Never


Option 2: Big Boy Locomotive
Seats: Limited
Fuel Rating: Extreme
Stops: For nothing


Option 3: Tourist Train
Travels: At a leisurely pace
Seats: Everyone else
Stops: All the time


If you don't see a train suitable for you there's a reason for that. Be patient, hang out at the station long enough and you just might find yourself a seat on one of the current options.

Monthly membership update: Not much to report here except rumors are the Team has actively recruited new blood for 2011. Sources tell me that negotiations are still in place and are at a delicate point, however a decision will be made during the later hours of Saturday March 12th or very early on Sunday the 13th.
The only information regarding the candidates identity is a picture of Current Team members conducting their initial suitability interview with the yet to be confirmed candidate.



Early Negotiations involving the Team & VBD.

That's it for today. Ensure you expend enough calories as per team guidelines over the weekend.