Fall Update

Team Update Fall 2012.

Alphabetical this time so no egos need repairing at the next team meeting.

ABD: Kicking ass, taking names & breaking records, particularly in August. You can see him break other     stuff too in December. Before that though some tan lines to work on at the Big Island in October.

Renovations complete indoors, team suggests a pool out the back or 30mt mondo track (covered of course).

BBD's: Precariously hanging onto Leadership status and all the associated benefits; chauffeur, pent-house, groupies, high calorie food stuffs. Word on the street is that at the December elections the tide will turn, hopefully the rest of the team isn't seen swimming against it. Even Rafi making appearance for your campaign wont swing it girls.

DBD: Ditched the vibrams now going barefoot in all conditions. As to be expected with racing AG now, also had to be told not to bring his race wheels out one to many times. Undefeated this year (?), someone show me that he has please. Going after the big one in October, need to see 8:58:54 or better on Saturday afternoon Oct 13th. ABD will be responsible for implementing the no-ale policy race week.

BDC: Still brewing the Borchst in GF. Adding more cd's the biggest country music collection in BC. Sweated it out at the Peach this year, more points gained than some other unnamed sedentary Team Members that live in Surrey.

          

BHBD: Still at race weight, but probably not the fitness. Big K Ranch is now well fortified with moat & drawbridge. Team members are advised to proceed with caution when visiting as 12 killer chickens roam the grounds. Also prepping for Team Meeting in December, this year we are promised higher calibre firearms, a fire pit obstacle & drug testing (KBD is still pissed apparently).

EMBD: Holding us upright, morally & fashionably. Representing the Team anaerobically with form all summer long. Sorted DBD out with a nice black-on-black number, queues are now forming at Matts bench. Also seen in the pool, walking. Still it's forward progress.

Team should members note the colour coordination and style EMBD has when he swings a leg over. Expect harsher punishment from him for failing to look at least like you know what you are doing on a bike.

KBD: Last seen running south when he should have been running East, sober this time too. Maintaining momentum through the last quarter as well although don't expect the same depth of tan.

Now operating vehicles & bicycles legally (provincially anyway), although any more yellow cards this season may see him off the roster temporarily.

LBD: Truly a man of many talents, has performed admirably in his first year of Full Team Membership by taking on all twitter/youtube/connect/socialcircle/teenagelife/texting duties.

Power to weight ratio still static, have the winter to work on things though as well as skiing away from most of the crew. Now dog/child licensed & available for duties (night & day), payment is in distilled liquids.

         

PBD: Re-acclimatizing after a whirlwind summer, only had to move house once, not his car 14 times as per usual. Now has a permanent view of the water although it gets deep real quick......

Still hunting for the right type of cat leash. Off to 18,000 feet in December with a wife and one sleeping bag, don't worry PBD will make it work.

TBD: Managed to get into a wetsuit 3 sizes to small, only experience & the arms of ABD helped achieve that. More travel than washed up music group this year. Moving (again) from two wheels to four.

Only Team member to score negative points throughout the season, has a chance for redemption in December.

VBD: Probationary membership still being enforced. Agent has decided that the 'country' look isn't bringing in enough twitter fans so expect VBD to step into the 'to cool for school' brigade next season.

Of note GF has dusted him at the last two IMC's and is guilty of technically being chicked mid season. May break-even on points, although the short course specialist could still surprise at the end of year muster.

 This update has been bought to you by the Teams Newest Sponsor: 'Eckhardt Dental' on Main Street in Penticton is recognized as one of the provinces leading service providers of all orthodontic requirements. They also offering custom millwork to those with enough tolerance.

The roster welcomes Eckhardt Dental aka "Freddies Murder House" on-board for the coming season.

As a performance incentive, the Team member who has accumulated the most points this year will have access to 'The Sign' for a period of 48hrs at a time to be determined by DBD himself (see picture of sign below). Points summary/rules/regulations/manipulations to be determined at the Team meeting in December. Yes, the race that night will count.

Queries, complaints & dues to Team Leadership at your leisure.