Team Update Fall 2012.
Alphabetical this time so no egos need repairing at the
next team meeting.
ABD: Kicking ass, taking names & breaking records,
particularly in August. You can see him break other stuff too in December.
Before that though some tan lines to work on at the Big Island in October.
Renovations complete indoors, team suggests a pool out the back or 30mt
mondo track (covered of course).
BBD's: Precariously hanging onto Leadership status and
all the associated benefits; chauffeur, pent-house, groupies, high calorie food
stuffs. Word on the street is that at the December elections the
tide will turn, hopefully the rest of the team isn't seen swimming against it.
Even Rafi making appearance for your campaign wont swing it girls.
DBD: Ditched the vibrams now going barefoot in all
conditions. As to be expected with racing AG now, also had to be told not to
bring his race wheels out one to many times. Undefeated this year (?), someone
show me that he has please. Going
after the big one in October, need to see 8:58:54 or better on Saturday afternoon
Oct 13th. ABD will be responsible for implementing the no-ale policy race week.
BDC: Still brewing the Borchst in GF. Adding more cd's
the biggest country music collection in BC. Sweated it out at the Peach this
year, more points gained than some other unnamed sedentary Team Members that
live in Surrey.
BHBD: Still at race weight, but probably not the fitness.
Big K Ranch is now well fortified with moat & drawbridge. Team members are
advised to proceed with caution when visiting as 12 killer chickens roam the
grounds. Also
prepping for Team Meeting in December, this year we are promised higher calibre
firearms, a fire pit obstacle & drug testing (KBD is still pissed
apparently).
EMBD: Holding us upright, morally & fashionably.
Representing the Team anaerobically with form all summer long. Sorted DBD out
with a nice black-on-black number, queues are now forming at Matts bench. Also
seen in the pool, walking. Still it's forward progress.
Team
should members note the colour coordination and style EMBD has when he swings a
leg over. Expect harsher punishment from him for failing to look at least like
you know what you are doing on a bike.
KBD: Last seen running south when he should have been
running East, sober this time too. Maintaining momentum through the last
quarter as well although don't expect the same depth of tan.
Now
operating vehicles & bicycles legally (provincially anyway), although any
more yellow cards this season may see him off the roster temporarily.
LBD: Truly a man of many talents, has performed admirably
in his first year of Full Team Membership by taking on all
twitter/youtube/connect/socialcircle/teenagelife/texting duties.
Power to
weight ratio still static, have the winter to work on things though as well as
skiing away from most of the crew. Now dog/child licensed & available for
duties (night & day), payment is in distilled liquids.
PBD: Re-acclimatizing after a whirlwind summer, only had
to move house once, not his car 14 times as per usual. Now has a permanent view
of the water although it gets deep real quick......
Still
hunting for the right type of cat leash. Off to 18,000 feet in December with a
wife and one sleeping bag, don't worry PBD will make it work.
TBD: Managed to get into a wetsuit 3 sizes to small, only
experience & the arms of ABD helped achieve that. More travel than washed
up music group this year. Moving (again) from two wheels to four.
Only Team
member to score negative points throughout the season, has a chance for
redemption in December.
VBD: Probationary membership still being enforced. Agent
has decided that the 'country' look isn't bringing in enough twitter fans so
expect VBD to step into the 'to cool for school' brigade next season.
Of note
GF has dusted him at the last two IMC's and is guilty of technically being
chicked mid season. May break-even on points, although the short course
specialist could still surprise at the end of year muster.
This update has been bought to you by the Teams Newest
Sponsor: 'Eckhardt Dental' on Main Street in Penticton is recognized as one of
the provinces leading service providers of all orthodontic requirements. They
also offering custom millwork to those with enough tolerance.
The roster welcomes Eckhardt Dental aka "Freddies
Murder House" on-board for the coming season.
As a performance incentive, the Team member who has
accumulated the most points this year will have access to 'The Sign' for a
period of 48hrs at a time to be determined by DBD himself (see picture of sign
below). Points summary/rules/regulations/manipulations to be determined at the
Team meeting in December. Yes, the race that night will count.
Queries, complaints & dues
to Team Leadership at your leisure.
