EMBD recently sustained an injury that limits his mobility, but fortunately not his intelligence as he has proven very adapt at mastering the use of the two metal sticks he must carry around for the next few weeks.
His situation does have an upside though, it means he is now allowed one of these...
BHBD has embarked on a mission so colossal he may have to call in for reinforcements, not other team members but 17 Mexican migrants to paint the entire Big-K Ranch in a 'soft pearl aqua soothing river blue' color option. The Team hopes the choice is a good one as The Ranch is the official 'Country Residence' and unofficial re-hydration point in hours of need.
Marks cousin is coming to help though, no need for the Mexicans.
LBD is going for full affiliated junior probationary limited membership this week in K-Town. The current undisputed reigning national Age Group Olympic Distance Triathlon Champion will tow the line with some other athletes of less than questionably morals and ability. The Teams Advice; Go Hard or Go Home G-dub!!!
Take a bite out of this and you get membership for the rest of August.
In Other news, the much anticipated Kiwi/Canuck showdown has been postponed due to one Kiwi being very sick. In a similar incident to this we belive.................. At the 1995 Rugby World Cup, the All Blacks had taken all before them and were hot favourites to win the final against the Springboks. However, after they produced a sluggish performance and lost, New Zealand coach Laurie Mains claimed some players had been poisoned by “Suzie”, a waitress at their hotel. Mains even went so far as to hire a private investigator to try to find Suzie, and his claims were backed up by a South African security expert, Rory Steyn, who had been assigned to the team and wrote in his book that the Kiwis had “definitely been poisoned”.
Check in Monday to see who's standing, crawling, sleeping and on the Team!
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