Every Team needs one of these guys; someone who can go from mild mannered, slightly jovial and sociable 9>5 office worker to a man-beast that can rip your legs or head off in matter of seconds or hours (you choose). In fact if see you him reach for a cup of Gatorade or Pint of pale ale, you can kiss your chances of surviving the encounter goodbye.
With strong performances through the season, zero DNS/DNF's against his name and a desire to find the closet watering hole on completion of most activities expect him to, literally, double in size next year. That is a scary thought.
ABD as he is known has even made several significant purchases with the Team in mind, which are pictured below. A penthouse suite with all the trimmings, including a Plasma TV. (expect many a fine gathering to take place in the future here).
The real prize though and one the team appreciates greatly is the purchase of the new Team Car! (well it took two goes, but ABD got it right the second time!). It consumes & uses fuel like certain members use beer. It will easily fit 4 men, 4 bikes and 4 cases of natures finest.
Roll on 2009.
Harry the Hummer
The Bachelor suite at the 'Palacio Penticton'
5 comments:
KBD is the Blogmaster!......thanks for Thunderstruck.
Wow, our team is sure moving ahead during these turbulant times. Who is the accountant taking care of team finances? If you get TBD drunk enough he will put all this on his "card"
is that how it works? Wait ubtil January when I have a fresh budget!!
I'm going to need a new liver if I'm still drinking in January
No, save that money for gas or more alcohol. You arent the oldest so cannot get the first liver transplant.
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